 | The 10 Commandments (of Diablo III)(1) | Category: GeneralAugust-1-2014 9:44 AM PDT (10 years ago)  |
| 1. Thou shalt encounter thyself Conduit Pylons only upon clearing thyself to a dead end. 2. Thou shalt flippest thou aimlessly through thine blacksmith tabs until someone else doth open thy rift. 3. Thou shalt spawn thine Rift Guardian only when thou art furiously engaged with three arcane enchanted elite packs in a corridor. 4. Thou shalt discover no fewer than half thine Treasure Goblins by means of area effect trickles beyond thy view. 5. Whence thou dingeth thy fresh 70 , thou shalt joinest public games and bestow upon thyself skills that invoke upon thee the appearance thou art contributing. 6. Thou shalt withstand thine overwhelming impulses to gather rares whilst streaming. 7. Whence thou bemoan thine shard expenditures for thine gambling pursuits, thou shalt claimest four-fold that of actual. 8. Thou shalt inflicteth no fewer than two hundred dollars in damages to thine immediate surroundings when thine level 70 hardcore doth depart. 9. Thine daily exercise shalt be made manifest as a sprint to empty thine bladder, bestow upon thyself food & drink, and pet thine cat within 30 seconds before thine rift closeth. 10. Seekest thou supper that requireth not thou dual wield. | ||
 | The 10 Commandments (of Diablo III)(51) | August-6-2014 3:52 PM PDT (10 years ago) |
8. Thou shalt inflicteth no fewer than two hundred dollars in damages to thine immediate surroundings when thine level 70 hardcore doth depart. Yes indeed... | ||
 | The 10 Commandments (of Diablo III)(66) | August-7-2014 3:23 PM PDT (10 years ago) |
1. Thou shalt encounter thyself Conduit Pylons only upon clearing thyself to a dead end. If the conduit is on the right, then I went left. I'll find that out when I've cleared most of the rift, and backtrack to see what I missed. Every. Single. Time. | ||
