 | The shift from hell...(1) | Category: Technical SupportDecember-16-2013 8:44 AM PST (9 years ago)  |
| Let me paint you a picture - Lurdlespor comes into work one day feeling ambivalent at best. His job is meh, and it's a Monday morning. He walks into a room of panicked activity with people pulling their hair out, running around desperately trying to fix the hamsters that power the Blizzard servers - a very difficult task I might add, the Blizzard server hamsters are notoriously temperamental and perennial giver-upers. So he sits down and braces himself, because on the tech forum all hell is breaking loose. And I don't mean the fun let's-kill-it-and-get-epics-Diablo-III kind of hell... He wants to tell you guys "it's Hamster 43, he's not just being lazy this time, he's dead Jim", but he can't. The highers-up plainly told him "treat them like mushrooms", by which of course they meant "feed them lovely hamster food and keep them in the dark". So here we are folks, little Lurdlespor is probably losing the will to live trawling through this forum and honestly, it's not his fault. Sorry for all the nonsense Lurdlespor, they don't all hate you and think you're a bot, they just really want to kick some Diablo bottom in the game they paid for. Anyway this is an inevitable lock thread, but I thought someone should tell Lurdlespor to keep calm and that it's almost home time, yay. | ||
 | The shift from hell...(6) | December-16-2013 8:56 AM PST (9 years ago) |
| Thanks for the sentiment Aegon :) But yeah, locked. Sorry! ___________________________________ Let me know how I'm doing! https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/Lurdlespor | ||
