Heisenberg: My name is Heisenberg, and I am a retired pharmacist living up in the mountains of New Hampshire. Contrary to popular belief, I am not a kingpin. My name actually came from the scientist who had a principle he wasn't too sure about. I like to garden in my backyard and do some woodworking when my arthritic hands can handle it (thanks mantra spam!).

Heisenberg: I love to cook. (Food)

Heisenberg: Not too long, I only started playing Diablo 3 since it was on sale at the Microsoft Store two holidays ago - and for some reason and the thing I was wanting to buy there wasn't in stock, but saw D3 was just $10. I had never heard of it before, but I liked how the III was a claw.

Heisenberg: I didn't get into video games until one of my children forced me into it. It was this old SNES game called Lost Vikings, and my son really hated the game (and puzzle games in general) but the only reason why he played it was because one of the main characters LOOKED like me. (The one called Olaf.) How does that relate to Diablo? Well it doesn't - I'm just old.
But I did hear they are making a comeback in Heroes of the Storm? Can't wait!

Heisenberg: Football Manager. That's like fantasy soccer by yourself.

Heisenberg: I have always played a tank with a shield, so Crusader! I wanted to name him Olaf, but didn't want to be thought of as a Disney character.

Heisenberg: No clans, I found most of them to be full of immature kids. Please never impliment an in-game voice chat.

Heisenberg: Groups. I like to use my magic find character as a tank, keeping my allies safe, and then dropping unidentified legendaries in the most dangerous of situations... or one second before a rift closes.

Heisenberg: In game it would have to be leveling to 70 without selecting a single passive. My son called me a noob.

Heisenberg: I was playing with my son in Act 2 sewers and he said "Guess what? You're going to be a grandpa."

Heisenberg: The beard. I have a nice beard. Almost pick barbarian, but I am also bald, so Monk was the choice.

Heisenberg: Earth Ally Rune of Mystic Ally. I love using the active because it looks like I have 2 angry rock-balls knocking everything in sight up.

Heisenberg: I try lots of builds, but currently most revolve around Sunwuko, because it is the only viable set.

Heisenberg: Ancient Horadric Hamburger. My build would get slightly heavier.

Heisenberg: Some Dashing Strike tips: You can dash across the gap to the Skeleton King boss platform instead of taking the longer right path. Also when on the "Warden" jail map, you can Dashing Strike from the top to the exit - just need to be directly above the exit.

Heisenberg: The color of my beard... or get the ability to Dye my beard. Also, a new pair of loincloths. The tattered ones just don't send the right message to the ladies.

Heisenberg: My favorite is "Your Technique is flawed!" (It's an emote)

Heisenberg: Darth#1885, because he shares the monk passion and asks the interesting questions that really make you think!

Heisenberg: Do you want to build a snowman?

Posted by: Heisenberg03/02/2015 11:23 AM

Hey Grim, you totally copy pasted my favorite games wrong!

I demand Justice. And not the kind you find at the mall with all the delightfully colorful bracelets!